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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes."
Next Joke
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."
"CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the f*ck does the world owe? Jupiter?"
"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"
"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."
"I'm not usually too good at jokes but um... Tiss"
"I think my girlfriend's love for Einstein's theories is driving us away from each other. But, hey. I'll be a good guy and understand if she just wants some time and space."
"So I looked up Jewish porn the other day... But all I found was ash to mouth."
"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. -Stolen from youtube"
"Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love..."