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Joke of the Day

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"You might have heard about the Chevy Camaro IROC, but do you know what IROC stands for? Italian retard out cruising."

"If Jesus suddenly appeared today... I bet he would really hate nail guns."

"*cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*"

"There's a fine line between being tan and looking like you were rolled in Doritos."

"Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip."

"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"

"Why yes, person on the Internet, I would love to make $596 per day sitting at home. Let's do this!!!"

"What's the difference between a heroine and heroin? One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug."

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"