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Joke of the Day

"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore."

"""Okay, just gonna check Twitter ONE MORE TIME and then I'll get back to work."" - me, always"

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."

"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"

"It's amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don't like them!!!"

"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."

"German tourist crosses Polish border. Border guards ask him: -Name? -Hans -Surname? -Schmidt -Occupation? -No, just traveling."

"""I'm proud to be a black man"" ""I'm proud to be a black man!"" said the black man. ""I'm proud to be an Asian man!"" said the Asian man. ""I'm proud to be a white man!"" said the racist."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the bartender here?"