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Joke of the Day

"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."

"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"

"What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? Crib death."

"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"

"Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there."

"Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes."

"Did you hear that Russia considers US intervention in Syria illegal? They even wrote a song about it... ""Crimea River"""

"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"

"I was never a big believer in feng shui, UNTIL I took the urinal off my livingroom wall. It's like freaking magic!"

"Who's the only person known to have had sex with OP's mom? Sheriff Andy Taylor"