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Joke of the Day
"Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds."
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"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."
"Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the other and says ""damn."""
"What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."
"Set a fire for a man and you'll keep him warm for an hour... ...set a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"How do you know someone is from California? They tell you."
"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination"
"Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates? Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn."