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Joke of the Day

"Germ 1-OMG he dropped his pizza! Germ 2-PIIZZZAAAA!!! Let's get it! Germ Capt.-Stand back! He still has one more second to pick it up."

"One day I ask my father for $5 He said $4!!!! But why you need $3 for? $2 should be enough. You know what here's $1 and bring me back half."

"What do you call an attractive zombie? Drop dead gore-geous!"

"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"

"Brazil - Germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... I watched Brokeback Mountain with my Dad."

"They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster."

"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."

"Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said ""It's not our fault."""

"I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying ""at least I didn't kill anybody"" to like every person he sees today."

"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."