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Joke of the Day
"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."
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"The other day someone said my clothes looked gay... I told them they got out of the closet just this morning."
"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"
"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."
"[ Spelling bee ] Your word is Harry Potter Voldermort: Avada Kedavra!"
"Why did the masturbating murderer turn himself in? He came to his senses."
"My wife calls it ""woman's intuition"" but I call it ""not clearing your browser history."""
"My dad was going out. He told me to watch the fire I said ""no thanks, I've seen it before"""