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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"

"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."

"i know i'm getting old because i'm grumpy, i sleep early, and the devil appears with an empty hourglass whenever i shut my medicine cabinet"

"A crime boss works part time selling grass to people in his home city... I went over to his shop and asked if I could help him with his sales. He told me to stay off his turf."

"What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast? 'Ommm' lettes!"

"The wall clock at work seems to be stuck on half past f*ck this sh*t o' clock."

"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."

"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."

"Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza"

"Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it."