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"What do you call an attractive zombie? Drop dead gore-geous!"
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"Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks."
"What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs"
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"
"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."
"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"
"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."
"The main reason I lost my virginity was to ensure I wouldn't be sacrificed anytime soon."
"knock knock who's it? omelet. omelet who? am late, open the door."