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Joke of the Day

"Brazil - Germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... I watched Brokeback Mountain with my Dad."

"when I talk about computers I make my motherboard"

"A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot"

"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"

"What do you call a dim witted hooker? A slow poke."

"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!! Upvote for visibility."

"If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit ""end"" on a call, I would have no friends."

"How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one the moulting season !"

"How do you keep an idiot with RES busy? loading..."

"Jared Fogle isn't happy with his prison sentence. He requested a transfer to juvenile prison."