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Joke of the Day
"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"
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"What kind of light makes the best US president? A blinkin' light"
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"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision ? A rip off."
"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10 I know we've been doing anti-joke pick up lines but this only comes once a year."
"""Twitter got hacked by some idiot in the projects. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband too, 'cause they hackin' everybody out here."""
"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"
"What do you call a small petition? Petite (Basin Tss)"
"Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's be pen pals!"