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Joke of the Day
"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"
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"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle"
"What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common? They're both de-calf-inated."
"""Mom, do you have time to play Crazy 8's?"" ""No I'm making dinner, I don't have the time to learn a new game right now."" ""It's not new, it was made in the 1960's"""
"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"
"So I beat a Russian Grand Master once. With his own cane."
"*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS"
"[Religon] What's black and religous? The jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?"
"Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? They trash talk."
"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."