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Joke of the Day

"HR: The delivery job is yours. Me: Great! HR: Do u have a reliable car? Me: Yes. HR: Model? Me: A little in college. How is that relevant?"

"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"

"[speed dating] DATE: ding ME: did u just make the ding sound with ur mouth DATE: no ME: we have 4 minutes left DATE: *louder this time* ding"

"Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late! But first..."

"What do Mexicans call a commando? A Juan man army..."

"PSA: Always tip your prostitutes. Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Aged 12 years."

"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."

"I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week. Yeah. He had a loco motive."

"The subject line starts ""Fwd: Re: Fwd: RE: RE: Re: "", so there's no way this isn't a complete waste of time."