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Joke of the Day

"The subject line starts ""Fwd: Re: Fwd: RE: RE: Re: "", so there's no way this isn't a complete waste of time."

"I like my sausages like I like my women In bread"

"Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, ""Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"

"I invented a new word! Plagiarism."

"My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. She manually Retweets everything I say... To my wife!"

"One problem with autocorrect is that you always end up posting some thong that you didn't Nintendo."

"Accidentally used the elephant emoji so thanks, Apple, for the next five hours of fighting"