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"What do Mexicans call a commando? A Juan man army..."
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"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"
"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""
"""I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me"" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool."
"Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)"
"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""
"Hey girl... Is your ph above 7? Cuz you're basic as fuck"
"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"
"Is this sub Pi? There seems to be an endless supply of jokes, and I swear it's gonna repeat itself at some point."