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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"
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"Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win"
"1. Secretly take a bunch of pictures of someone you see everyday but barely know 2. Friend request them on FB 3. Tag them in 238 photos"
"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."
"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."
"Pregnant women go through a ""nesting"" phase where they make a tree fort out of twigs and parts of men they've killed."
"""This race is over,"" said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president."
"Q:What is the population of Antarctica A: All white."
"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Is Kohl's cash okay?"
"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."