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Joke of the Day

"I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week. Yeah. He had a loco motive."

"I went to Church for the first time last week. I asked my cousin: ""So, when does the Priest do his magic trick?"" ""What?"" ""You know, making the altar boy disappear under his robe."""

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"

"*limbos away from your hug*"

"Two dyslexic bank robbers attempted to rob the local bank today. (NSFW) They ran in and said ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"""

"A snowstorm knocked out the power of a black man's house, so he went out to investigate. He's the only blackout in a whiteout."

"I'm a victim of child abuse Some kid in the park called me ugly"

"I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I need to quit masturbating I asked why and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time. Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room."

"Listen Mrs. Potato Head, you are married. No matter how many times you open your ass to me, I'm not doing it. Drunk Irish whore."