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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."

"A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery."

"Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!"

"My wife must think I'm a god... She keeps giving me burnt offerings !"

"What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up."

"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"

"Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart."

"Why are the Jews angry about the new $20 bill? Because it's only worth $12 now"

"Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"