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Joke of the Day
"Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?"
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"If I got a dollar every time someone called me a racist Black people would rob me."
"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"
"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."
"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"
"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."
"How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?"
"I think my neighbour's been stalking me, she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night"
"If Thom Yorke and Emily Haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating?"
"Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?"