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Joke of the Day

"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."

"[NSFW] If sex with three people is a threesome And sex with two people is a twosome... Then I get why some people call me handsome."

"GENIE: you have three wishes ME: make math go away GENIE: ha ok that one's on the house ME: oh so I still get three wishes? GENIE: huh?"

"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."

"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"

"Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??"

"When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you."

"I have found the secret to intradimensional travel"

"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."

"My new neighbor is fat, obnoxious, and loud. Now I know how Canada feels."