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Joke of the Day
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish? Meat stroganoff"
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"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."
"A neutron walks into a bar... and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""
"A man in the car beside me had his arm out the window and I was admiring his sleeve tattoo until I realized it was only excessive arm hair"
"I heard frogs love to go on Reddit, they talk about it all the time... I always hear them saying ""Reddit...reddit..."""
"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."
"The real oldest yo mama joke... ...yo mama"
"Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life."
"I was overcharged by a plumber! So, I've been secretly training a gorilla to roll barrels at people. Tomorrow, we're kidnapping his girl."
"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to pour the wine, and one to say 'marvelous, simply marvelous!'"