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Joke of the Day
"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"
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"5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD"
"What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on? It twerked."
"I thought it was odd that there is a Bass Pro Shop and a Dicks in the same shopping center.... But then I realized Bass Pro does attract dicks!"
"The hardest part about online dating... Finding someone who clicks with you."
"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"
"Wife said I should talk to the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually get you some Vicodin."
"My kids are so aware that I'm a bad driver that if I start the car before they have their seatbelts on, they cry."
"I'm not trying to be romantic but you have something in your eye. My dick."
"What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common? Can't touch this!"