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Joke of the Day

"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"

"I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone."

"Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..."

"I now have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."

"I could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate, it would start off with ""Listen you f*cking prick."""

"I hate when I click a porn video and I can see myself in the screen while it's loading."

"What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they just shoot the room for being black."

"What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing. Because he's Jewish."