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Joke of the Day

"They say gays destroy the very fabric of society..... Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric."

"My wife went into labor this morning and I was excited until I saw that it's somebody's birthday on FB that I didn't like."

"Can't believe it's already been 10 years since you had to pay for music."

"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."

"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."

"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"

"It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!"

"People who make the fundamental attribution error... ...gonna attribute my hating to my being a hater."

"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."

"A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic toy horses up his anus His condition was stable."