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Joke of the Day
"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."
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"I've been working out at Starbucks lately. Hitting the french press."
"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."
"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. ..I'll show myself out."
"Awwww, she looks so sweet and peaceful when she's not yelling. -my kids, watching me sleep"
"The reason why Scientology can't be a religion? There are no 1,000,000 people that died because of Scientology."
"Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !"
"What did the tsundere degree say to the radian? ""Notice me 10"""
"All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...and I was right."
"If you have Spotify on your Ipad... then technically you're ""having your period""."