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Joke of the Day
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
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"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"
"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."
"America & UK are competing to see who can fuck up their country the most... UK is in the lead... but America has a Trump card."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six-offender!"
"Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital? ''Doctor Dolittle.'' EDIT: The doctor off that movie that talks to the animals."
"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"
"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."
"Disappointed the ATM didn't shoot out a burst of confetti to congratulate me for having enough to pull out twenty bucks."
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fcuking livid"