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Joke of the Day
"A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic toy horses up his anus His condition was stable."
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"There were two chefs who got married, she was Chinese and he was German. They opened a restaurant together. The food is good, but a half hour after you eat dinner, you're hungry for power."
"most people don't realize that chickpeas only get $0.79 for every $1 a manpea makes"
"*gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: ""Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir."""
"Knock Knock Who's there... Little Boy Blue... Little Boy Blue Who... Michael Jackson..."
"What do you call a paedophile crustacean? A Diddler Crab"
"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."
"When telling your dog he's adopted, make sure to mention that you will never love him as much as the dogs you gave birth to."
"Why are gametes used in big marketing campaigns? Because sex cells"
"I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer . I was fascinated by the slogan : "" use it today, smell it tomorrow"""