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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."
Next Joke
"Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions. Me: Fair enough, Carl."
"How do fish lose weight? They Swim-fast."
"Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."
"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""
"What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male"
"Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer."
"Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife.."
"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."
"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."