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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"
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"North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday."
"What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? She was beside herself."
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"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."
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"GIVE ME THE PUNS, ALL OF EM Hit me with your puns reddit"
"What do you call a girl whose profile pictures are only facial close ups? Fat."
"When I wake up every morning, things always go well. I'm like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot."