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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"
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"My sister has promised to sing at my funeral. I hope she goes before I do."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Israel? Hillary won't suck Bill's dick."
"So my boyfriend and I broke up, but I made a Sim family about us.. I just realized I have to kill every member of that family"
"If I could have one superpower it would be knowing definitively if people like me or not"
"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today."
"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"
"What kind of blowjob does a screwdriver give? Flathead"
"Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free."