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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a white person robs you? Capitalism."

"If your name is Nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy."

"Sometimes, I drive by the schoolyard and scream ""STOP WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME!"" to white kids playing basketball."

"Christmas cards are how old people say, ""Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"""

"Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat."

"What do you call a fake noodle an impasta"

"Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant"

"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."

"What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's greetings!"

"My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend. But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences."