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Joke of the Day

"mob boss: stick his body in the compost pile me: wha mob boss (grabbing my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth"

"Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir"

"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."

"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."

"A friend of mine just retired from the Department of Statistics, he has truly taken leave of his census."

"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"

"I told a fish joke the other day... It went swimmingly."

"If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore"

"Who sews really really fast? Tailor Swift"

"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"