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Joke of the Day

"Schools are giving kids a bad influence nowadays..... When they go into the real world they'll be expecting free handouts."

"Thanks for declaring on Facebook that you've found ""true love."" I look forward to watching it implode in real time."

"HAPPY EARTH DAY! Suck it, Neptune."

"Save some a's for the rest of us, Aarons."

"A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct."

"How do you fix a broken rock. Geosporin."

"Alright! Everyone that got a DM containing a map to my treehouse, meet there in 15 mins. Those who didn't, maybe consider being nicer to me."

"If women had to cum to make a baby , I'd never wear a condom! That on original . Your welcome"

"Before I die I want to see a dog run out of a butchers shop with a string of sausages hanging out of its mouth."

"Cop: Know why I stopped u? ""Cuz im going too fast?"" Cop: Yes, slow down. ""But it's been 6 months-"" Cop: U can't move in with her yet."