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Joke of the Day
"So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs... Now they're a Pythagorean cripple."
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"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin ~told by my dad"
"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."
"Robert De Niro was worried he was having symptoms of Schizophrenia. He went to his doctor and said... ""I heard things."""
"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"
"""A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend."""
"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!"
"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."
"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"
"Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !"