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Joke of the Day

"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."

"Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name's day Your Holiness! - Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict? - Bishop: It is the 16th, though."

"Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."

"My bank was worried My bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since last friday "

"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."

"So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said ""Can't complain""."

"What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales? One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air."

"This girl just posted a status on Facebook which said:""F*CKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!"" Apparently, ""Can I watch?"" is not an appropriate reply."

"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."