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Joke of the Day

"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."

"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."

"Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it."

"[shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE"

"Fact: If you get pulled over, as the cop is walking up to you, place an aluminum foil hat on your head and you disappear from his vision."

"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"

"My fly was down the entire day & I didn't notice. So I'm taking him out for drinks after work. Hopefully that'll help cheer him up a bit."

"Why do people procrastinate? I'll tell you later."

"Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile"