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Joke of the Day
"Why do people procrastinate? I'll tell you later."
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"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."
"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"
"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."
"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"
"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""
":# <--- emoticon for ""I'm eating a brillo pad"""
"How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend? www.AshleyMadison.com"
"My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she's learned enough in school. She's 5."
"War doesn't determine who is right... It only determines who is left."