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Joke of the Day

"Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile"

"SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy"

"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"

"The second best ""asm"" is ""sarc."""

"What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!"

"Maybe the baby wasn't on board. Maybe the baby was against the whole thing."

"Why did the tree have lots of fans? Because he was Poplar!"

"I really hate stoners... They are so blunt about everything."

"""Y dnt u Muslims tell ISIS to stop"" Ok hold up *pulls out iphone* ""Yo ISIS habibi,its me plz stop"" ISIS:""ok habibi sorry,shisha tonight?"""

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."