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Joke of the Day

"Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile"

"Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark"

"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."

"Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army? He didn't like the phrase fire at will!"

"I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"

"People in love use phrases like ""takes my breath away"" and ""swept me off my feet"". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder."

"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."

"If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation."

"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."