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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."
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"If 4 people have sex is called a four-some 3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some Now you know why they call me handsome"
"What do you call a male robot that likes to dress up in women's clothing? A transistor."
"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."
"Why are photographers always so depressed? Because they always focus on the negatives."
"What's a poker player's favorite sitcom? Full House."
"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"
"A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman asks ""What drink can I get you?"" ""Just ice for Harambe"""
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."
"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."