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Joke of the Day

"Why don't gays like to play hide-and-seek? Because everyone knows they're in the closet"

"The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again."

"What is the rudest part of the body? The privates. They're either dicks or cunts."

"50 ft ladder. John: ""Shit, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."" Adam: ""Oh no, are you okay?"" John: ""Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."""

"Auto correct is my worst enema."

"What did the rock say when he went metamorphic? ""Holy schist."""

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"Where does the CIA buy its groceries? Whole Foods"

"How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town? All the Mexicans have car insurance."

"Watching Avatar again Didn't notice the first time how odd it was that all the Na'vi were portrayed as so pale-skinned and blonde..."