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Joke of the Day

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"

"What's a British student's favourite drink? M.I.Tea"

"What's green, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."

"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."

"Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on."

"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."

"Which Vice President was the best at making beats? Algorithm"

"How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes; putting them on is different matter completely."

"I'm Homy... I bet 99% of you pervs misread that."