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Joke of the Day

"So this girl I was seeing asked me for a dick pic... So I asked ""White, black, asian or pacific islander?"""

"Why do Bay Area gamers like Pier 39 Modern wharf air"

"What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda!"

"Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!"

"Heya /r/jokes! do you want to know how to keep a loser in suspense? I might tell you tomorrow."

"I have 10 jokes, the first 9 are funny but the last one is hilarious. * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Hilarious"

"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"

"Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)"

"God's Gift Difference between talent and god's gift: A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject. -This is talent. A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject. -This is god's gift."