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Joke of the Day
"How did the Italians lose WWII? They ordered ziti instead of shells."
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"All the guys complaining about my thighs touching each other... If you were this close to my vagina you'd be touching yourself too."
"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."
"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent."
"The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling."
"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""
"All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome."
"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? Aw shucks!"
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"
"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."