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Joke of the Day
"At first I didn't think I'd like having genital warts but now they're really growing on me."
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"If I had a nickel for every time my pants have fallen down from carrying around too many nickles."
"How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes? Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf."
"""A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."" Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner."
"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"
"For some reason my dad thinks I'm a private investigator. He keeps calling me a dick."
"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? It depends on which way she wipes her ass."
"What does it mean when a girl likes a 12 inch dick? She has a foot fetish. :D"
"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"
"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."