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Joke of the Day
"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? It depends on which way she wipes her ass."
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"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"
"What's best about a sixteen year old girl? Her fourteen year old best friend."
"(After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth (Italian accent) You tasted defeat."
"The Proclaimers walked 500 miles without a Fitbit?"
"My brain hurts. That means it's getting stronger. Right?"
"Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse."
"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."
"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"
"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."