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Joke of the Day

"""A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."" Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner."

"CHECK OUT BUZZFEED'S TOP 10 LIST OF GODS FOR ATHEISTS. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, OR 10."

"A Muslim extremist, a Democrat, and Hillary supporter walk into a bar.... 49 people die, 53 more are injured"

"What do you call a man without a beard? A woman."

"After my doctor performed my prostate exam he left the room... Soon my nurse walked in and with a puzzled look asked, ""Who was that?"""

"How are Pornstars paid? Income"

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ... I'll see myself out."

"Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive."

"I was trying to get my girl to try @nal. She said ""Fine I'm gonna stick my finger up your ass and see how you like it!"" The wedding is in a week"

"BMW What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."