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Joke of the Day
"For some reason my dad thinks I'm a private investigator. He keeps calling me a dick."
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"A Amish scientist..."
"Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni"
"What did the suicide bomb instructor say to his class? Now pay attention, I'm only going to do this once?"
"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids"
"Isis released a statement saying, ""Fuck Tom Brady!"" Turns out they heard that he is the G.O.A.T."
"I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice."
"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."
"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."
"What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep"