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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"

"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"

"What is the awesomest/funniest or even smartest joke u've ever heard"

"Things have not been great with my girlfriend who's an astronaut She said she needs some space."

"Daddy, is Santa coming tonight? No sweetie, mommy has a headache."

"I have caller ID for the front door. If you don't call me first, I am NOT answering the door."

"Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk. No cars were around, but still."

"King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners."

"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"

"If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?"