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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"

"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."

"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"

"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."

"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."

"How to get holy water? Boiling the hell out of it"

"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."

"What did Bill Clinton find attractive about Monica Lewinsky? He said she had the prettiest smile he ever came across."