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Joke of the Day
"Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"
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"What's the square root of 69? 8 something"
"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."
"My uncle was found dead in his office last night by cleaning staff. I'm glad because he wore Crocs to my wedding in 2006."
"How come Hitler never went to the movies? Because he could nazi!"
"Do you know where there are only 239 beans in and Irish bean stew? Because if there was one more, it'd be too farty."
"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far she's getting a McChicken."
"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."
"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"
"Boss: HR wants to see you Me: What for? Boss: Mandatory drug test Me: Oh man, I really can't do any more drugs after the weekend I had"