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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"
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"What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him."
"I just stopped by the Apple store to use the restroom. iPeed."
"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"
"I did bad and I should feel bad What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people? Horizontal blinds."
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time... I said maybe"
"I would throw myself under a duvet for you."
"Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake."
"What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne"