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Joke of the Day

"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."

"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."

"9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are geting head and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate"

"The funny thing about the shit I just took is? I don't remember eating that much blood"

"Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs? Because they can sheik it."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its life is a joke."

"Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic."

"What do you get when you cross a Joke with a rhetorical question?"

"Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit"

"My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex. She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time."