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Joke of the Day
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something"
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"What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ? Let's go get Jobs."
"A man walks into a bar... ""ouch"""
"What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts? Bill Nye the Seance guy."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh see you later !"
"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation."
"Hey man, 1980 called. It wants its--oh, can you hold on? I've got 1945 on the other line, and he's conferencing in 1973 so I should get this"
"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"
"I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on."
"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."