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Joke of the Day

"British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray."

"Ten things only 90s people remember: 1. 1990 2. 1991 3. 1992 4. 1993 5. 1994 6. 1995 7. 1996 8. 1997 9. 1998 10. That sound the modems made"

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""

"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"

"We started a band... We're called the 999 mega bytes. Haven't got a gig yet."

"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"

"I was painting the house with my kids yesterday. It was fun and all, but I wasn't sure where to hide the bodies."

"What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a burglar? A burglar snatches watches."

"A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea It was a steep learning curve"

"Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now."