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Joke of the Day

"How to tell if you are gay 1. Have sex with another man 2. If you enjoyed it, you're gay 3. If you didn't, you're still gay"

"My life coach just asked me leave because apparently she has ""other pedicures to do"" and doesn't ""speak English""."

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"

"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"

"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."

"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."

"What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"I told my husband he really should stop masturbating. ""Why?"", he asked ""Because you're making this dinner party REALLY uncomfortable for our guests."""