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Joke of the Day

"Ten things only 90s people remember: 1. 1990 2. 1991 3. 1992 4. 1993 5. 1994 6. 1995 7. 1996 8. 1997 9. 1998 10. That sound the modems made"

"If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage."

"I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You ever try to jelly it in her ass?"

"What do you get if you cross history and a cow? A moo-suem."

"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"

"The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep."

"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"

"Batman walks into a bar... ...Followed by 24 Sodium atoms."

"Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: i just said, no stupid questions Me: *lowers hand*"